Goals

Sean wants to...

  • Achieve nirvana.
  • Appear homeless.
  • Be a chef.
  • Be a governor.
  • Be a mayor.
  • Be a president.
  • Be interviewed by an international news source.
  • Be knighted.
  • Be on a Time Magazine cover.
  • Break a coconut with his bare hands.
  • Build a boat.
  • Build an igloo.
  • Build his own house.
  • Cause an avalanche by yodeling.
  • Climb a church.
  • Climb a redwood.
  • Clone a dodo bird.
  • Design a Time Magazine cover.
  • Design a famous logo.
  • Disappear mysteriously.
  • Discover an unknown species.
  • Drink tea in Japan.
  • Escape rabid dogs.
  • Explore a pyramid.
  • Fire a crossbow.
  • Fire a rocket launcher.
  • Fire and rehire himself.
  • Fly a hang-glider.
  • Fly a helicopter.
  • Fly a hot-air balloon.
  • Fly a space shuttle.
  • Fly an SR-71.
  • Frolic in zero gravity.
  • Get a PHD.
  • Get his own word into the dictionary.
  • Go 20,000 leagues under the sea.
  • Go bungie-jumping.
  • Go scuba diving.
  • Go sky diving.
  • Hypnotize a celebrity.
  • Joggle in a marathon.
  • Juggle dangerous objects.
  • Juggle more than 3 items.
  • Knit a mitten.
  • Learn Japanese.
  • Learn to say a phrase in 25 languages.
  • Live past 110.
  • Make a Matrix spoof.
  • Make sushi.
  • Mingle in an African village.
  • Mingle with royalty.
  • Organize a coup-d'état.
  • Own all baseball team hats.
  • Own an Apple laptop.
  • Perform an exorcism.
  • Pet an emu.
  • Plant a redwood.
  • Practice Buddhism.
  • Purchase a car with cash.
  • Question the meaning of the universe in Greek.
  • Read War & Peace.
  • Read all of Hawking's books.
  • Read all of Orwell's books.
  • Read someone's mind.
  • Read the Communist Manifesto.
  • Reanimate a cryopreserved person.
  • Ride an ostrich.
  • Run across the Autobahn.
  • Run along the top of a moving train.
  • Ski in Dubai.
  • Sleep in a haunted house.
  • Sleep in a tree.
  • Sleep on a roof.
  • Smash a guitar at a concert.
  • Start a widely-followed cult.
  • Start an underground publication.
  • Surf in the Caribbean.
  • Surf in the Pacific.
  • Survive a tornado.
  • Survive a volcanic eruption.
  • Survive an avalanche.
  • Survive an earthquake.
  • Swim with orcas.
  • Swing across the jungle on vines.
  • Test drive a concept car.
  • Use a bionic limb.
  • Vacation in the Caribbean.
  • Visit a parallel universe.
  • Visit another planet.
  • Visit all 50 states.
  • Visit all recognized nations.
  • Visit the North Pole.
  • Visit the South Pole.
  • Walk the great wall.
  • Watch all of Quentin Tarantino's movies.
  • Watch all of Startrek.
  • Watch all of The Godfather.
  • Win a debate.
  • Win a fencing match.
  • Win a Photoshop battle.
  • Win a rap battle.
  • Win an essay contest.
  • Work at Apple.
  • Work at Google.
  • Wrestle an alligator.
  • Write a movie script.
  • Write a novella.
  • Write a play.
  • Write a song.
  • Write a benevolent virus.
  • Write an operating system.
  • Write several haiku in French.